I just watched the new show The Hills on MTV…and while I like Lauren (LC) from Laguna Beach and all…her friend Heidi has got to go.
I almost couldn’t watch because it’s painful to watch someone so clueless. Yet, it’s entertaining. In a way it reminded me a little of Jessica Simpson’s sidekick (and manager?) Ka-Cee or whatever the fuck her name is. As far as the sidekick to the star factor.
This girl (Heidi) is as dumb as it gets.
1. In an interview, she tells the woman that she “never went to class” in high school, didn’t learn anything, and basically just wanted to party and lead the “fun party girl” lifestyle of a PR/event planner. UM BITCH what is your problem? Then the woman (thank God) tells her that you have to work in PR for years before you can get to do the “fun” things, and asks Heidi if she would be willing to work on the floor (fashion retail). Heidi declines saying she doesn’t think she can do THAT. I wanted to punch her. Really. I’m sure if the interviewer wasn’t on TV she would have dismissed her real quick.
2. Heidi then gets her best bud Lauren in trouble by making her sneak a group into a Teen Vogue party. Now Lauren is a fucking idiot for letting them in in the first place, but she’s young so I give her a pass. Kind of. But, this bitch Heidi man…they do everything wrong. They sit in the VIP section “haha we’re so cool and funny!!!” and then she proceeds to fight and cry with her boyfriend at the entrance to the party. What a fucking idiot.
And as for the rest of the cast…the Vogue editor(?) Blaine is kind of cute, and the “friendly neighbor” Audrina is really hot. Heidi’s boyfriend and friends are cute, but probably just as dumb as she is. And, we all know that MTV hooked LC up with this internship, also evidenced by the fact that the showed a big long speech about how they don’t usually hire 19 year olds.
Lord, I don’t know if I can deal with a whole season of Heidi. I know, why watch such garbage…?
Because it’s so bad, it’s good.
*This post is dedicated to MKD - lots of love…. 
